For to get Swine Flu

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Hot N' Cold: 0
Clarissa Coffee count: 4

6/2 Creative Curse Word of the Day: Swine Flu
Pronunciation: pig fucking flu
Definition: (1) Jessica Dupont (2) Peggy Newman; possible definitions (3) Clarissa Delgado (4) Christy Johnson
Use: For to get the country sick.

Today we spent half our morning in Shelby, Montana's greatest medical care, clinic, emergency room, hospital place EVER. Everyone that worked there was either fat or retarded....most likely both. Seriously it was like the twilight zone in there. It was creeeeeeepy. Anyways Jess was not feeling very well and we knew that we had been exposed to the flu since Peggy got it the day we left Chicago....PEGGY! Why, Peggy, must you get every ailment ever known to man!

So after we waited for like an hour with Jess disappeared into the back with the weird nurses and doctors she came out with a positive test for the flu and an ear infection. Pooooor little Zessica! Then Clarissa and Balls had to check in with the creepy desk people and go back with the weird nurse and doctor to get preventative flu medication....where all three of us got treated like we were possibly the dumbest creatures on earth. We are pretty sure that right about now every single resident of Shelby, MT (all 57 of them) know who we are, our story, and that we have infected their small, useless community with a worldwide pandemic disease. Oopsies.

So we got our drugs and peaced out and drove out of the great state of Montana, through Idaho, and into Spokane, WA - so Jess can infect another state with the flu. [No official word on if it's actually Swine Flu yet.]

Story worth mentioning: We pulled in to a random gas station somewhere in Western Montana, town population = 25 or something along those lines. At the station we found the entire state of Montana's sheriff department converged all over the "Town Pump." We soon found out that apparently three fugitives had broken out of jail and two were at the gas station, probably 5 minutes before we got there. The police were called and two of them were arrested but the third one was still missing......needless to say we got out of there pretty fast! Although we would have been happy to help out by sending Jess after the third guy so she could cough on him and give him swine flu. We decided the Montana Sheriff department probably had it under control. After all, they definitely do not seem to do anything else....like sit on the highway and catch speeders....

Due to recent developments/illnesses we have decided to cancel the rest of our trip around Washington and Oregon and head straight to San Francisco. We should get there Thursday and have lots of time to rest up and get healthy in the apartment of Delgado before Poch arrives next week! WOO POCH! I hope you like sick people!


we love Tamiflu,
the 3 dumb college kids spreading disease to Montana/Idaho/Washington/we have the west coast covered


disclaimer: We in no way/shape/form blame Peggy Newman for infecting us with the Swine Flu....completely....okay only like....45% her fault. No but really, we still love you Peggy! :)