"I'm gonna need 8 beers." "Tonight at the party?" "No, before dinner."

Bryan Adams: 0

Hot n Cold: 2

Clarissa Coffee count: 3

5/23 Creative Curse Word of the Day: Mouth Skank

Pronunciation: Grace Hwang

Definition: Grace Hwang

Use: Anything relating to Grace Hwang

Nationals day 2: Jizziest game I've ever seen a women's team play: Wisconsin v. Colorado. 10:45 a.m.  Dreads girl SO HOT midget girl almost as hot.

Little boys sighted: 5

Little boys sighted lighting off fireworks in the backyard: 2

Megans peeing: 0. Sad panda.

Shamus running: 3. WHOANOW.

Crackers: 0? 1? 2? 3?

Kebabs: 3

D would like to say: Hello Fickley. Imissyou.

Many naps.  

Luuuuuurve, Clarclar jess balls